Dear editor,

I wish to complain about pussy. I wish to let the whole world know that NO WE MEN DONT ACTUALLY LIKE THE TASTE OF IT WHEN YOU SWEAT!!!!......ok nevermind, how about something more important like how women are a product of their own insecurities. No wait ill get my ass kicked if i go on about that.... hrm............AHAHA! Dear editor, why do ppl have to be such idiots? Like come on, just cause some of you ppl think a certain way or believe a certain thing doesn't mean you are absolutely right and there is no alternative way. It make sme think that maybe you could have been dropped as a baby or are just a plain moron. if iw ant to believe in Christ then let me, I'ts my own damn choice. And if iw ant to believe in him in a certain way it smy own choice and if it makes me feel good who is to say that your way is the absolute right way. so get your hand out of your ass and go kill yourself or sumthing cause someone else will eventually if you dont shut your frikin mouth. If i don't like licking pussy then that does not make me a faggot. Ever thought your cunts rank like sea salt? Damn! guys liek it cuase of hormones, not cause it taste like Cherries. But wait , thats JUST MY FRIKIN OPINION!!!!!!

You people disgust me, yes you, you politician city working slobs :) You eat for free, throw out more recyclable materials than i can shake a garbage bin at. And are literal pigs, maybe it would be nice to have a plowed sidewalk so i dont have to wlak in midle of street and get a frikin ticket. And BTW we cyclist will eventually sue you all! This law to make us ride in traffic is rediculous! Ever think that maybe alowing us to cycle on sidewalks on main street might actually be safer? I know your concerned about having room for walking folks , but if you lawyers and downtown bussiness workers would stop eating so frikin much free food that us taxpayers are paying for you to eat and throw half of it out then maybe your fucking ass and gut wouldnt be so frikin fat and take up the whole damn sidewalk to yourself!

By the way, thats just an opinion. Don't casterate me for it, or have me fired or shot and stuff. Cause i know, yes we all know, there will be some dick out there that believes in the complete opposite of me, and ya know what? kiss my frikin ass.!

Nark, lets go Snow storm mountain biking and bitching sometime. could be fun, get drunk first of course, and oh yeah we could compare who gets thw worst gash in our legs when we slip and break our necks after geting hit by a car cause its law that we have to ride in traffic :) or cause we fell into a fire hydrant when we seen a drunk slut on main who was wearing way less than should be legal in January.

ps: loud music n guitars and stuff for life!!!!!!!!!!