Yaarg! Today is a slow slow day.

Bored out of my tree - absolutely no focus. I had noticed some spelling mistakes in previous posts although I'm far to lazy and easily distracted to look for those today. sooooo, entertainment time. In keeping with previous themes today I found out which Hello Kitty Fairy I am. Apparantly I am this foolishness (note the convenient matching color scheme)

I'm Hello Kitty Flower Fairy!

Now! Even better, new and improved super-happy-funtime-mega-fantastic quiz number two which i stumbled up when searching for the fairy quiz.....

And finally for the ladies (after all- being female, it is impossible for me not to mention clothes at least occasionally.) Emily the strange and.....(but I'll leave this one as a surprise - I bet you won't be surprised) Surprise!

Finally - amidst all the fairies and cute sweaters today I'm feeling charitable - so, for guys (as if guys read the pink page!!), and of course women who would care to look - I am revealing my LESBIAN PORN SOURCE! I've been keeping this page under wraps for a while. It's updated frequently. Enjoy folks. I'm off.

Alright what to talk about today......

Well today, amidst my busy schedual, I somehow managed to take the time to find out which OS I am. So here it is....

Which OS are You?

In other news, I'm not so sure how believeable this Russian girl with X-ray vision story a little hard to believe, although if it's true i'm not so sure whether I'm jealous or disturbed. Perhaps if it was limited just to seeing through clothes, but then again, I can honestly say that there would be things under people clothes that are better off remaining unseen.

And on that note, I'm sick of writing already.

And so for the third day in a row, I wake up to the news on tv and hear nothing but some shrill female voice babbling on about the Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake-boobie fiasco!

Personally, I think that Justin Timberlake's reference to the incident as a "wardrobe malfunction" was a more than adequate explanation. But, it would appear that not everyone agrees with me - as I noted today when I came across the lawsuit. Although I would really love to know what this reference to 'serious injury' entails. Like what!? "oh no, I gave myself whiplash cause I turned my head so fast go I could catch a peek. I mean, come on people!

Other than being irritated, this whole rediculous scenario has only provoked one other thought from me: NOT FAIR! Celebrities constantly flaunt themselves half naked for all to see, and I, for one, have the perfect example. Everyone remember what Lil' Kim wore at the 1999 MTV awards? Wonder how many people watched that? She's showing an ass-load more skin, and I don't recall her getting sued. Talk about picking on the Jacksons lately! heh.

As much as I would love to write some well-thought-out, articulate commentary about this recent pop-culture pandemonium, I can't even stand to talk about it anymore. I'm sure you all get my drift none the less.

And so, post, super-bowl-sunday-celebrating, I can't help but still feel the remaining twinge of a hangover that stubbornly, will just not go away! For the first time in 3 years I was ACTUALLY NOT going to end up slinging beer in a bar suffocating in the testosterone that seems even thicker (during such sporting events) than any amount of cigarette smoke that has ever accumulated in this establishment. so! My drink serving expertise not being required that evening, I had two options. There was of course, always jello wrestling in a bar across town for a free 40oz, or, good old "Bud Bowl" at Voodoo.

hmmmm. Free booze to wrestle with my old roomate in cherry jello wearing a bikini being ogled by old men with a definite chance of being completely dyed red due to the coloring in the jello (THIS, I happen to know from experience) OR cheap budweiser, bud girls, bikini waitresses and big screen tv's at voodoo. I opted for voodoo.

You know, as much as I REALLY wanted to jello wrestle (......no really jen,.....I really really did) the lure of the bud girls was just too powerful to resist.

Anyhoo despite all of this I was surprise to catch a glimpse of Janet Jackson's boobie! That was unexpected. AND, dissapointingly enough they had edited it out of the actual broadcast to my knowledge, so I did not have the pleasure of seeing this until today. Ah well, better late than never.

And in other news; well news to me. Hello Kitty has outdone themselves once again! Introducing the Diamond and Platinum Hello Kitty!

This is exciting news for jewelry fiends and an avid Hello Kitty collectors such as myself! So for roughly 37,000 canadian dollars I could actually own one of these things. I dare not compare it to Faberge but I'm afraid I'm just that excited about this. So if any of you out there are rich and bored, buy me one of these and I'll jump up and down topless for you all day :) Stranger things have happened :)

But that's all for now.

Cheerio

.....I've decided to resurface and update my page again, mostly because I would like to rant! rant about landlords and apartments. dear god. you see my problem is that I happen to have one of the biggest morons on the face of the planet for a landlord. granted, that my apt. is beautiful, I haven't lived there for more than 2 months without having my space invaded for one silly reason or another! It all began when I waited 6 months for a bathroom light fixture (after I was told that it would be a week). For paint touchups I've waited 3 months, hot water heater replacement (which leaked all weekend and of course my ever so gracious landlord was MIA) and so on and so forth. All of these happenings have led me to believe that there is a distinct difference in the dialects of the english language used by tenants and landlords. I, so far, have it worked out to this:

'sure I'll fix it in a week'= 4 - 6 months

'yes I'll get you a smoke detector' = get your own or burn bitch

'no no i'll do it' = hah! you'll just wait forever and be annoyed constantly by that one spot on your wall that is the wrong color paint, but you're female so you must be so incompetant that i can't trust you with a paint brush.

'well i saw it open for a day a month ago on a saturday' = the window blowing in was not because of the 90 km/hour winds, it was, in fact, your fault because you open windows!! damn you people that open windows! Nevermind physics. I renounced physics years ago.

So FINALLY, I got my cable back yesterday! Thank god! I don't know what it is but I was COMPLETELY lost and VERY DISTRESSED without my selection of tv and movie channels. Unfortunately after my initial outage and several calls to rogers, I wasn't reconnected for an entire week! Dirty bastards! Perhaps I should have tried this creative tactic

Snowdaze!

And then it was winter.......

So all of a sudden, good 'ol Moncton recieved a gift from the sky;

60 cm of snow in 2 days!

Gotta love that! Personally I don't really mind because I like the snow. Unfortunately though, I am still in shock over this freak storm, although, I was outside playing in the blizzard yesterday (Ski pants and all), and had quite the adventure on my attempted drive to work yesterday morning. Pat you know how much I love your mustang, but Sally doesn't handle blizzards very well. Seems to me that I should have expected all the getting stuck and the like seeing as this is not my first experience in the snow in this car. But, I've got to give him kudos for getting me home safely. :)

But now at least, I can empathize with my friends and my sister out in Edmonton, Alberta. I seem to recall at least a foot of snow the last week of October when I was out visiting. So today I thought of you all, while I watching the weather channel and noticed it was -27 degress for all you poor folks. Bundle up, can't have any of you losing fingers or toes! :)

anyhoo..... that is all for now I'd like to find some pictures of it for you all. But unfortunately I don't have time. I'm sure Firlotte has some, he's been pretty camera happy lately. :)

Happy Tuesday everyone!>

It would seem to me that not so long ago I was somewhat disgusted by the news of chinese restaurants serving dog meat. Well I'm now officially afraid to eat in restaurants. Well perhaps not 'afraid' but paranoid as hell! This Condom found in soup. caught my eye today. Am I the only one going WTF!!! I'm beginning to suspect that there is some conspiracy being formed by restaurant staff around the world? (mind you it wouldn't be the only conspiracy I've been suspecting lately, maybe I'm just going through something?) And think! This is only the people caught red-handed! Imagine what we don't know about is seriously making me question my faith in any food that I haven't prepared myself. So from now on I'm definitely thinking twice before eating out anymore. heh, at least my take-out expenses will be dramatically reduced.

And now, in non-food news.....I happened to catch the Britney Spears thingy on tv last night. Oh who am I kidding, I've been waiting for it for weeks! I love that woman. Anyhow if you missed it, consider yourself deprived. Remember that "little-innocent-virgin" thing she was trying to convince us all of? Yeah well, that's out the window! All in all, it was a shirt-removing-hip-shaking-crotch-grinding-crappy-music-good-time.

My voice is back! Now I may grace the world with my sparkling wit and clever conversation once again! :)

Although still feeling a bit under the weather, unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it I suppose) I still don't have much to say. BUT I did discover the most girly technological innovation ever!

So I lost my voice, and can't talk. Good thing I can still type. I'm sick, I'm cranky. I'll talk more tomorrow.

In the meantime, I found The Meatrix somewhat amusing...

. . . and Illegal fish? somewhat rediculous . . .

And now, I'm about to dump the contents of my refrigirator and opt for all organic food. Fish perhaps?

So Thursday is upon us. Hello weekend already! This week went by extremely quickly in comparison to most; something is up. Besides being Thursday, today is also the birthday of one of my coworkers from that wonderful establishment kind enough to employ the likes of me on the weekends. Give it up for... The Voodoo! Happy Birthday Dianne! :) :) :)

I didn't get to see my pretty lights in the sky last night due to excessive cloudiness. According to what I've been reading we seem to be seeing a lot of these Solar flares lately. Maybe all of this increased activity on the sun's surface is an indication that it's going to explode and kill us all? Either way, I wanted to see the frikin' northern lights! Cursed clouds! I'm disapponted.

Even worse, besides being dissapointed today, I'm also little disturbed. I'm sure everyone has heard that one particular rumor about chinese restaurants serving dog meat. Well Damn! That's some bizarre shit. I happen to be a big fan of the Chinese food, BUT, everytime I hear one of those crazy stories about some guy's jizzum or some cat being stir fried and fed to some unsuspecting people, I can't eat it for months !#@$!! Betcha that never comes up in a fortune cookie!

This time I'm traumatized.

I figure chinese food is ruined for me for another year. *shudder*

What now?! I was informed earlier this morning that today was "asian name day" Alright. So somehow with the collaboration of a few interesting individuals I end up with li-li-wang-kitty. (i actually wanted "wang" but firlotte got that first) The kitty part definitely a result of my fiendish collecting of Hello Kitty mechandise. I found a whole store full of it in Edmonton!!!Anyhow people here seem to be well aware of that fact, and some have recently decided to assume that I would be interested in this Hello kitty vibrator.
Now as much as I love this krazy kat, does anyone think a Japanese cartoon character on a vibrator is a bit much? I'm still undecided on that fact, but, a collectors item none the less. :) Although vibrator or no vibrator, I did recently purchase myself one of these babies! Hello kitty toaster (notice my nice matching color scheme!!) How could one go wrong with the damn cat staring up at them from off their toast in first thing in the morning. Regardless, having broken my old toaster during my last move, this one was a welcome change to the toastless life I had been living in the recent past.

Anyways....

Today is wednesday, and believe it or not i do have something more interesting to talk about than Hello kitty. Today there is another solar flare. Apparantly the largest one in History!!! And due to this the northern lights are supposedly visible tonight for a few hours. Having never witnessed this personally, I'm looking forward to it.